Dear Spammers,

When sending me an email dealing with anything about the male anatomy, a title like "Do You Need to Upgrade Your Mr. Winky?" will NOT make me read it.  I don’t care if you’re touting the advantages of using Viagra/Cialis/Levitra or offering me a great deal on a vibrator – this will just make me laugh.  Also, telling me that an acquaintance of mine in Nigeria/Kenya/Eritrea has passed on and left me a huge inheritance also will not make me open your email.  Yes, I am poor, but not stupid. 

Why did I get this when I use Gmail and their super-duper spam blocker?  Well, simply because I always check my Spam inbox, just in case something slips through.

Just a helpful hint.

Hugs and Kisses,