Okay, will someone tell me why people will enter a store when the lights are off and start looking around? Then when they’re told "I’m sorry, we’re not open yet. We open at (insert time here)." they’re all pissy, saying "well, the door was open." HELLO – THE LIGHTS ARE OFF. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THAT MEANS? WE LIKE TO WORK IN THE DARK? I strongly resisted telling someone this this morning… I also resisted telling her that she should go to her GYN and schedule getting her tubes tied to save the rest of the human race from her offspring.

Okay, now off to turn ON the lights to signal to all normal people that we’re open for business. *sigh*